So in case some of you don't already know my winter softball league started up again last Thursday. We won 20-5. Yeah it was a huge game and we were all very happy about it. We even went bowling afterwards which was a lot of fun. Last night (Thursday, 1/22/2009) we lost. 21 to 10... Not to mention there was this guy playing short stop who, after I thought I hit a home run but it was a ground roll double, told me to "get my ass back to second base." I told him to watch his fuckin' mouth. I know I cussed when I told him to watch his mouth but sometimes when I say the "F" word people know I'm serious, and I get my point across. THEN, when we lined up to slap hands and say "good game" I didn't say good game to him so he said "what?! you didn't say anything!" I said "tough shit, stop your fuckin cryin'." So when I walked back to my car alone him and his buddy kept whispering and giving me dirty looks, like a bunch of girls. So I followed them home and killed both of them in their sleep. haha Seriously though, call the cops I dumped their bodies in the Mississippi River.
BUT on a lighter note, tonight I plan on going on a fabulous date. Were going to a movie, then dinner and maybe go out for drinks afterwards. Who is she, you ask? What does she look like, you ask?? Does she have all of her fingers and toes?? YOU ASK?? She is a beautiful, beautiful man named Cody. And if I'm lucky my very handsome chocolate friend Paris may come along as well.
Man I miss my dawgs.
"I had some brown sugar last night, and it wasn't in my oatmeal." -Keaton Donald Esq.
"I love lunch time." -Daniel Mann-
"OH YEAH." -Kool-aide Man-
"If your not shopping Stacey's, your burnin' money." -Stacey's Dad-
"It's times like these we learn to love again." -Foo Fighters-
"Bitches ain't shit." -Too Short-
"I pack my heat like I pack sack lunches." -Mix Master Mike-
"The bad times, wake us up to the good times we weren't paying attention to." -Robin Williams in Good Will Hunting-
"No one cares how much you know, until they know how much you care." -Older Gentleman I used to wait on a Nizza Pizza-
1 comment:
mann...i dig you. and wow, is this a coed league? asking because of the little girl that sent you back to 2nd base--really guy?! when did you work at Nizza Pizza...that is my favorite place in Arlington and when I started here I thought I had seen you somewhere before. There's a girl that works there and she is the nicest woman ever.
dig the quotes.
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